Kyle, Yo
wrynny:

actual footage of cr1tikal

wrynny:

actual footage of cr1tikal

cantsman:

princetpenguin:

are you a real human being?

ISThISa A  SAxyE ENTRY?!

 - "Is that a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit?"
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kyleyo:

About two years ago a man named mythchief told a tale of a very peculiar showertime surprise, and after seeing it cross my dash for the third time or so I decided to do what had to be done (and may or may not have been done already)

destroymoop:

THEY ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP LIKE THIS….IM CRYING

destroymoop:

THEY ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP LIKE THIS….IM CRYING

princess-peachie:

Giant bunny cuddles | [X] - Hector Rabbit
 - "Is that a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit?"
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About two years ago a man named mythchief told a tale of a very peculiar showertime surprise, and after seeing it cross my dash for the third time or so I decided to do what had to be done (and may or may not have been done already)

treesandfangs:

darlos9d:

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”

itissilent:

"You can’t prove Solid Snake isn’t in every single video game you’ve ever played."

holy shit

universal-prestige

tfw no king k. rool, tfw no earthworm jim (literally the most unlikely thing ever), tfw elite beat agents will probably get in as, like, a trophy, an assist trophy if we're lucky, just because sakurai likes to feast on our tears

universal-prestige:

sakurai this will not be the last I see of them bring them back as playable characters you dead-eyed son of a bitch

"No. Enjoy your skinny JRPG twinks."

did the jetsons ever explain why everyone lives 1500 feet in the air, or are we just supposed to decide for ourselves what hideous calamity befell the earth and rendered our once noble planet unsuitable for human existence

hadissima:

This cute little guy is Timmy, a West Highland White Terrier. He was such a good model, and I just love his teddy bear face <3

afloweroutofstone:

I remember watching this shortly after it was released and thinking to myself “oh my God, I’m watching a $20 million presidential campaign crash to the ground in front of my very own eyes”

To this day, this stands as the finest example that I know of for attempting to pander to a primary election so hard that you completely ignore your prospects for the actual race